Across the street in the bachelor house lives a neighbor who I call "Never Not Stoned Dave". Clees's friend Ben goes to the bachelor house every Sunday to watch football with Dave's roommate Todd. Ben and Todd are so busy playing Fantasy Football simultaneously on their laptops during the games that they make Dave get their lunch from Picante. Dave vented to Clees in reality show style, "There is something so morally wrong with this. Man, I don't even like football. If I wasn't getting a free lunch out of this...."
Todd is trying to apply for graduate school and last week he had trouble finding one of his applications. Apparently Dave had torn out a corner to roll one.
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