Today on Bart I saw a girl with really messy but cute pig tails. I just wanted to yank on them.

I suppose if I behaved exactly as I like with other people, I would have given swift kicks to the nuts belonging to a great many men I work with. Okay okay just a handful. Okay okay just a pinch on the arm. So much simpler than verbal whipping and point better taken. But our society doesn't take nut kicking kindly. Since this is my blog, I can talk tough all I want.