Biscuit Bryce Sings Iron Maiden



C tortured me all hour by blaring Iron Maiden ballads. I cried foul as he never fessed up his penchance while we were dating. This would have effected his candidacy surely. He blithely says, "What's there to admit Who doesn't like Iron Maiden." Now I'm married to the man, I have to endure melodramatic metal songs in a ridiculous falsetto. I could have sworn I never found him listening to Iron Maiden in high school... Late bloomer...



After countless refrains of "Water water everywhere, not a drop to drink", C took pity on me and decided to put on new hits by JinuSean(sung GenuShan). Yes the "Dig my hand in the ice and pull Korea closer to Jersey" JinuSean. Out of all appropriated musical styles, Korean rap has got to be one of the worst- not as bad as french rap but heinous nonetheless. We decide to think up Korean rap star names for ourselves. C says I'm Gongbu Girl i.e. Study Girl. Terrible. This is because I spent all Wednesday pouring through my American Horticultural Society A-Z Encyclopedia- over 6000 photos- instead of spending a romantic evening for our 4th wedding anniversary. I'm lucky not to have burst a blood vessel on my eye.



So I go even lower by calling C by his party porn star name- Biscuit Bryce. The formula for one's party porn star name is adding first pet's name to the first street you grew up on. But I should take pity on the man as yesterday's surprise check from Douglas Supreme could not be cashed in as he sent it suspiciously unsigned.