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World Cup Blues

We are pitifully ejected jointly by the Swiss who rightly kicked our ass and French who broke down the Togolese and scored two. The Taeguk Warriors played badly, running madly about the field with no purpose. Those Swiss had a tight barrior even the French had not breached.

I was so frustrated all day so I finished two cross world puzzles and baked a cherry rhubarb crumble.

Instead of sensibly getting more sleep or working on my magnum opus, I shuffle to bed very late catching up on all things World Cup. There's been no shortage of drama. Not just Ronaldo flakiness, the Togo team threatening boycott, the French underperforming, and the Italians fouling and elbowing McBride's pretty nose(only 3 stitches), but a truly atrocious Peter Crouch hair pulling incident last week. Trinidad and Tobago really truly were done wrong by the British when the two meter asparagus yanked Sancho's dreadlocks to score a desperate dubious goal 82nd minutes in to the game. As the referee didn't see it so the goal is allowed to stand. Sancho continues to have the worst time ever as he scored against his own team for Paraguay even though he totally tied his dreads neatly with a rubber band for the next game. Poor guy.

Taeguk Warriors still do the Red Devils proud. Clees and I wore our "Be the Reds" shirts for the France vs South Korea game. I don't think C is true Red Devil as he put on his shirt only at the 80th minute and was tut tutting the lost French goal.

Douglas Sued Again

C's dealer is again in the news. Sued over money he didn't pay up to an artist. I'd better get in line. Doug is laughing his way to the courts as the claimant is suing for breach of oral contract. I should be mad but I'm just relieved he isn't being investigated for tax fraud or some other illegal doings.

Educational Day at the Joo.

For strictly investigative research purposes, I ask Sof to join me at the San Francisco Zoo. I am eating beans and rice to save up for visiting polar bears in their native northern lands. In the meanwhile, I want to study the local area population first. You will see in the photo album the polar bears were only a sad footnote to an otherwise fun visit.

Opossum R.I.P.

Our front porch had a bit of Amityville gross fly action which prompted me to demand C conduct an investigation. Sadly another dead opossum crawled into our side yard to die. It must be my evil neighbor using rat bait again.

C complained mightily and put on latex gloves and his respirator mumbling "Always Clees, always Clees". It's true he had to remove the last dead opossum. With his 3 trashbags and shovel, he solved this problem just as handily. I reminded him of the "No dead animal inside the house" policy told him not to bring the offending bag through the house just in case he was too lazy to unlock the side yard and come through the house. One never knows. Anyway when I went back into the house, I saw him with a trashbag trying to look suspicious. Of course he just grabbed the trash from the kitchen to get a rise out of me.

I could have paid these other guys in Florida who do wild life removal. Dead animal duty I feel is husbandly duty.

I read giant squid have been observed to attack baby grey whales and sperm whales. Instead of working these tidbits into my magnum opus, I am again back to surfing the web for pu-erh knowledge(mostly unsubstantiated gossip) until my eyes bug out everynight. I am a functional addict so noone can say nuthing about this.

Why do I choose to give up my free time to such an obscure object of desire.